Well as you already know, Hanukkah is well underway and Christmas is on Sunday! Woo to the holidays! Alas, I have nothing interesting to post. But to stay with the teen theme of this blog, I will give you some holiday cheer courtesy of Mean Girls. (Sorry, they never did a slutty dance to The Hanukkah Song. Sigh)
So be happy! Be Merry! I’ll see you next week. And “A” will see you from the bushes outside your house while texting you about how you threw away Aunt Gertrude’s hideous present last year.
Word on the blogosphere is Disney Channel has a ton of new shows in the works (which sound pretty terrible to be honest). One of their new shows is Madison High, a High School Musical spin-off featuring that kid from Ugly Betty. Sorry Wildcats, but I don’t really think High School Musical needs or deserves a spinoff. So I’ve decided to make a list of my favorite teen movies that should be made into TV shows instead.
"What do you mean High School Musical has a spinoff and I don't? Boo you whore!"
Has anyone reading this blog felt personally victimized by Regina George? Of course you have. And it was awesome! I think it’s high time everyone’s favorite bitch (sorry Blair!) got her own television show. No one cares about Cady and the other plastics are replaceable.
Need a premise? Maybe after high school was turned into Utopia, Regina was knocked out during a lacrosse game. Two weeks later she wakes up, looks at all the scars on her body and mud on her clothes and has a nervous breakdown. She immediately works to take over the school again, struggles and succeeds — just by being evil! If she faces too much happy-go-lucky opposition, she can just transfer schools and take over. Regina George world domination! Need I say more? This show should go to ABC Family — they need to make amends for the travesty of Mean Girls 2 and prove they understand what being in a clique is all about.