Well, apparently only bad news was written in the stars for The Secret Circle. The CW cancelled the ailing show about a coven of teenage witches. In addition to The Secret Circle, The CW also cancelled Sarah Michelle Gellar’s thriller Ringer. I guess we’ll never know more about dark magic or evil twins. Sigh.
Category Archives: It’s Written in the Stars Yo
I almost forgot The Secret Circle was even back. It’s been too long CW! We learned all kinds of things: Cassie’s dad is not evil, VooDoo guy might be dead, Melissa is the best advice giver ever and Blackwell loves how much Jake loves him some Cassie. Oh, and we also learn that Cassie and Adam aren’t just gross to watch, their relationship is also a curse upon the stars! What a twist!
Another twist? Ethan — Adam’s poppa — stabbed Blackwell! WTF?! No worries, as per usual, Cassie showed me how to attack a man who stabs your father. Step one:
Look shocked and freak out! “OMFG! DADDY-O!” Continue reading
I’ve been watching my favorite new show, The Secret Circle, and learning all kinds of new things from Chance Harbour’s Cassie Blake. She showed me how to set a man on fire and how to close windows with your mind. And in the latest episode Cassie taught me two new things: How to strangle a boyfriend and how to escape a wooden box.
If your ex-bf –who helped people try to kill you –ever sneaks into your home at night and tells you you’re satan, you’re going to need to choke him. Step 1: Make this angry, borderline psychotic face: